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Whistleblower Reveals Trump/Musk’s DOGE has Breached Safeguards Protecting Sensitive Social Security Data

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A Whistleblowers has revealed that DOGE staffers, including 19-year-old Edward “Big Balls” Coristine, were involved in copying the personal information of hundreds of millions of Americans onto a vulnerable cloud server, bypassing critical security monitoring that ensures this data won’t be leaked or misused. The whistleblower warned of potential “catastrophic impact” should the data be misused, going as far as potentially forcing the government to reissue “every American a new Social Security number at great cost.”

In response, Lisa Gilbert, co-president of Public Citizen, issued the following statement:

“The way this administration has breached the protections safeguarding the private information of Americans is a scandal. Letting a 19-year-old kid move everyone’s personal data onto a vulnerable server is yet another example of how unfit the Trump administration is to serve its core function: Protecting the rule of law and looking out for the best interests of our people. We can’t afford to wait until there is a catastrophic misuse of this data, we need to immediately rein in the tech bros who invaded our government through DOGE.”