Coming Soon to a Congressional Office Near You

Coming Soon to a Congressional Office Near You

the Senate Finance Committee presents

an Old Wine/New Bottles Production

a Chamber of Commerce Film

TRADE AGENDA 99:
DEEP DENIAL

The terrifying saga of beltway insiders trapped in the past, trying insanely to re-animate the moldering corpse of Fast Track.

FROM THE CREATORS OF
FAST TRACK 95: INDECENT PROPOSAL
FAST TRACK 97: NIGHTMARE ON K STREET
AND FAST TRACK 98: THE EMPIRE STRIKES OUT

A HEARING STARRING CHARLENE BARSHEFSKY RICHARD DALEY BOB RUBIN AND A CAST OF THOUSANDS OF CORPORATE SPECIAL INTERESTS (PLUS BRIEF GLIMPSES OF GREEN AND UNION EXTRAS) WITH BILL CLINTON AS THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD COSTUMES BY PHIL KNIGHT LIGHTING BY JACK WELCH BEST BOY TONY BLAIR ADDITIONAL FINANCING PROVIDED BY RAUL SALINAS WRITTEN BY AL GORE AND DAN QUAIL PRODUCED BY THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE AND THE BUSINESS ROUNDTABLE DIRECTED BY W.V. ROTH & STAFF

Advance Notices from the Critics

Its just like the Fast Track movies, but a much slicker production. I love it!”
Dick Maurris, Foot Fantasy Magazine
“Five Stars!”
Biz Clayborn, Sweatshop Gazette
“With this veteran cast, we get exactly what we expect. Predictable but very satisfying.”
Al Dunlopp, Business for Social Responsibility Newsletter
“Something for everyone even a few throwaway lines to please the tree huggers and labor guys.”
Jerry Jazzinoosky, N.A.M. News
“Two Words: Billable Hours”
Tommy Bloggs,
Lawyer/Lobbyists Daily
“500 Thumbs Up”
Fortune 500 Monthly

A message from the director:

“Were adding new special effects. We want people to think theyre seeing something different”

FOR INFORMATION ON TRADE AGENDA 99: DEEP DENIAL, CONTACT THE CITIZENS TRADE CAMPAIGN